About Me
Hi đź‘‹
I’m the human behind the cups — a creative brain powered by curiosity, late-night ideas, and absolutely zero ability to leave a question alone once it exists.
This whole thing started because I was watching videos when I should’ve been sleeping.
You know the ones — “just one more” turned into research, then testing, then why does this swirl like that, then suddenly I owned supplies and had opinions about liquid density.
What was meant to be doom scrolling became an ADHD hyper-fixation and now I voluntarily study glitter movement for fun.
Now I make tumblers that move the way they’re supposed to move — slow drips, dramatic swirls, suspended glitter storms… basically tiny portable lava lamps for your emotional-support drink.
Why “Smash”?
The nickname started when I was a kid — I approached life at full speed and things occasionally lost that battle.
Years later I got into MMA… and the name stuck permanently.
These days the energy just gets redirected into cups instead of sparring partners: intense, slightly chaotic, and overly committed once I care about something.
Life Outside the Cups
I’m married to YouTube streamer Grammar School, and together we’re raising two tiny humans (5 and 3) who inherited every ounce of our personality and fierce independence.
So yes — the house is loud, creative, and occasionally powered by snacks and negotiations.
What I make:
Every tumbler is handmade and obsess-tested. I don’t mass produce — I troubleshoot until the movement feels satisfying.
Which means:
- No two cups will ever be identical
- Movement matters more than factory perfection
- If I wouldn’t stare at it for 30 seconds straight, it doesn’t ship
Some are soft and pretty.
Some are feral.
Some feel like they might improve your mood slightly.
Small quirks can happen because humans aren’t injection-molding machines — but I stand behind my work and will always help if something isn’t right.
Thanks for supporting a small maker and my inability to have a normal hobby.
Hydrate dramatically. ✨